10. It doesn't talk back.
9. It doesn't cry, whine, or fight with someone else.
8. It doesn't expect anything in return.
7. It puts a smile on my face. :-)
6. It doesn't cost $4.17 per gallon.
5. It doesn't talk back.
4. It's the only bean that doesn't have THOSE unpleasant side effects.
3. Can you say, anti-ox-i-dents?
2. I can go away, eat some, and feel like I'm on my own private vacation!
1. Did I say it doesn't talk back?!